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ADVENTURERS WANTED

Deep in the unexplored jungles of Couch Cushion Temple, one tiny archaeologist has been discovered… and she’s searching for her forever home.

Meet Windiana Bones — a 10-week-old schnauzer/beagle/terrier mix with the bravery of a legendary explorer and the sleeping habits of someone who absolutely touched the cursed idol anyway.

She’s equal parts fearless adventurer and floppy little potato. One minute she’s scaling Mount Laundry Basket in pursuit of ancient treasures (mostly squeaky toys), and the next she’s passed out upside down with her tongue out like she narrowly escaped a booby trap.

✨ Windiana’s qualifications include:
• Expert toy hunter
• Professional cuddle archaeologist
• Skilled in excavation of unattended shoes
• Fluent in chaos and kisses
• Will absolutely accompany you on all dangerous expeditions (to Target)

Windiana Bones is:
✔️ Spayed
✔️ Microchipped
✔️ Age-appropriate vaccines complete
✔️ Ready to raid the temple of your heart

Warning: adopting Windiana may result in excessive laughter, stolen socks, and an irresistible urge to narrate her adventures dramatically. Fill out an application on our website if you’re interested in being her next adventure. 

“Fortune and glory, kid… fortune and glory.”